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Where: Melbourne Central Lion Hotel

Address: 211 LaTrobe St Melbourne VIC 3000

Burger: Beef Burger - House made mince pattie, crispy bacon, tomato, lettuce, melted cheese, onion, salad on giant toasted bun, tomato sauce and mayo.

Price: $16 (rip off)

Rating: 6.5/10

Tiger Airlines. Uncomfortable as fuck.   Melbourne. Cold as fuck. Crown. Fusion. Chartruse. Drunk as fuck. Party till 5AM. Hung over as Fuck.  NBA Finals. Lakers Win.  Lose on Sports Bet.  Angry as fuck.  Underseasoned burger, but a rip off.  Disappointed as fuck.

What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand...

Where: Twin Towers Hotel

Address:  88 Rong Muang, Bangkok 10330, Thailand

Burger:  Twin Tower Beef Burger - Beef burger with your favourite topping of fried egg, bacon, cheese and sauteed mushroom.

Price:  300 Baht?

Rating:  3/10

Tasteless dry patty, no sauce, no flavor, no anything. Pathetic attempt by an Asian hotel at making a burger, how can you fuck up a burger? This was ordered at 9am after a hard night of......partying. Should have ordered Thai food.

PETROL FIGHT!

 

Where: Degree Espresso

Address:  163 Clarence St Sydney NSW 2000
Burger:  Wagyu Burger - Wagyu pattie, lettuce, cheese, onion, shit load of salad, honey mustard mayo

Price:  $8.5

Rating:  8/10

*JITTER BUG* After long day shopping at Pitt St mall (VIP SABA Sale), an Orange Mocha Frappuccino and a petrol fight. We looked for Plan B to try their Wagyu Burger, couldnt find it, cbf, stopped here they had a Wagyu burger too for $8.50. WOW

This was a TASTY TASTY burger, moist, lots of salad, and a crisp bun... 7/10 +1 for value. Both of us smashed it in 5min.

RECOMMENDED !

Monkey Jizz Sauce...

Where:  Hurricanes
Address:  Level 2, Shop 433-436, Darling Harbour, Sydney NSW 2000
Burger: CHEESE & BACON BURGER - Our tasty beef burger, topped with melted cheese and crispy bacon.
Price:  $21.00 +$2 with Monkey Jizz Sauce
Rating: 8/10

I really, really, really wanted this burger to break the 8 barrier, but unfortunately as strange as it sounds, there was TOO MUCH BACON. It was bacon overload. Very tasty burger it was huge, bit over priced. But I still recommended this humbuggaaaaaah!

Dayumm...

Where:  City Grill Room
Address:  535 Little Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, Victoria
Burger: Wagyu Saucy Burger 300g - Our burgers are made with 100% pure Wagyu Beef. Served on a toasted bun with bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, honey mayo sauce, blue cheese sauce and onion rings.
Rating: 8.5/10
Price:  $25.50

I've found her, she's the one. I see her coming out of the kitchen, I can smell her already. She's sophisticated but still knows how to show a man a good time. She's very high maintenance, she'll cost you an arm and leg but well worth it. I stick my hand under her and pick her up, she was already moist...

Wait are we talking about a burger here? Anyway this burger was HECKTIK, everything was nearly perfect, shieet Sydney food has nothing on Melbourne. Best Burger, Best Souvlaki, Best Pho, Fuck. Highly Recommended ++++AAAAAAA.

Tad expensive -.5 for this high class prostitute of a burger. But if you've just hit it big at Crown then definitely blow it on 1 or maybe 2 of these at the same time.

Meh...

Portugese chicken with the lot 6.5/10

Where: Binary Cafe
Address: 3 Richardson Place, North Ryde NSW 2113
Burger: Portugese Chicken with the lot (Peri Peri, Egg, Bacon, Tomato, Lettuce. Onion, Mayo)
Rating: 6.5/10
Price: $8.50

Don't bother, much better places elsewhere.  That is all.

Fuck Double Down. I've got a Quadruple Down, Bitch.

Fuck Double Down. I've got a Quadruple Down, Bitch.

Where: KFC
Address:  Anywhere
Burger: 2x Zinger fillet + 2x OR Fillet + 3x Bacon + 3x Cheese + BBQ Sauce + Mayo.
Rating: 6.5/10 - Tasted amazing on the first few bites, by the end I wasn't feeling too good aye...
Price: $17.50 ?
Macros: Calories: 1064 P: 100.5g F: 68g C: 39.3g

Coming soon - My McDonald's Double Down

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