What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand...

Where: Twin Towers Hotel

Address:  88 Rong Muang, Bangkok 10330, Thailand

Burger:  Twin Tower Beef Burger - Beef burger with your favourite topping of fried egg, bacon, cheese and sauteed mushroom.

Price:  300 Baht?

Rating:  3/10

Tasteless dry patty, no sauce, no flavor, no anything. Pathetic attempt by an Asian hotel at making a burger, how can you fuck up a burger? This was ordered at 9am after a hard night of......partying. Should have ordered Thai food.

PETROL FIGHT!

 

Where: Degree Espresso

Address:  163 Clarence St Sydney NSW 2000
Burger:  Wagyu Burger - Wagyu pattie, lettuce, cheese, onion, shit load of salad, honey mustard mayo

Price:  $8.5

Rating:  8/10

*JITTER BUG* After long day shopping at Pitt St mall (VIP SABA Sale), an Orange Mocha Frappuccino and a petrol fight. We looked for Plan B to try their Wagyu Burger, couldnt find it, cbf, stopped here they had a Wagyu burger too for $8.50. WOW

This was a TASTY TASTY burger, moist, lots of salad, and a crisp bun... 7/10 +1 for value. Both of us smashed it in 5min.

RECOMMENDED !

Monkey Jizz Sauce...

Where:  Hurricanes
Address:  Level 2, Shop 433-436, Darling Harbour, Sydney NSW 2000
Burger: CHEESE & BACON BURGER - Our tasty beef burger, topped with melted cheese and crispy bacon.
Price:  $21.00 +$2 with Monkey Jizz Sauce
Rating: 8/10

I really, really, really wanted this burger to break the 8 barrier, but unfortunately as strange as it sounds, there was TOO MUCH BACON. It was bacon overload. Very tasty burger it was huge, bit over priced. But I still recommended this humbuggaaaaaah!

Dayumm...

Where:  City Grill Room
Address:  535 Little Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, Victoria
Burger: Wagyu Saucy Burger 300g - Our burgers are made with 100% pure Wagyu Beef. Served on a toasted bun with bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, honey mayo sauce, blue cheese sauce and onion rings.
Rating: 8.5/10
Price:  $25.50

I've found her, she's the one. I see her coming out of the kitchen, I can smell her already. She's sophisticated but still knows how to show a man a good time. She's very high maintenance, she'll cost you an arm and leg but well worth it. I stick my hand under her and pick her up, she was already moist...

Wait are we talking about a burger here? Anyway this burger was HECKTIK, everything was nearly perfect, shieet Sydney food has nothing on Melbourne. Best Burger, Best Souvlaki, Best Pho, Fuck. Highly Recommended ++++AAAAAAA.

Tad expensive -.5 for this high class prostitute of a burger. But if you've just hit it big at Crown then definitely blow it on 1 or maybe 2 of these at the same time.

Meh...

Portugese chicken with the lot 6.5/10

Where: Binary Cafe
Address: 3 Richardson Place, North Ryde NSW 2113
Burger: Portugese Chicken with the lot (Peri Peri, Egg, Bacon, Tomato, Lettuce. Onion, Mayo)
Rating: 6.5/10
Price: $8.50

Don't bother, much better places elsewhere.  That is all.

Fuck Double Down. I've got a Quadruple Down, Bitch.

Fuck Double Down. I've got a Quadruple Down, Bitch.

Where: KFC
Address:  Anywhere
Burger: 2x Zinger fillet + 2x OR Fillet + 3x Bacon + 3x Cheese + BBQ Sauce + Mayo.
Rating: 6.5/10 - Tasted amazing on the first few bites, by the end I wasn't feeling too good aye...
Price: $17.50 ?
Macros: Calories: 1064 P: 100.5g F: 68g C: 39.3g

Coming soon - My McDonald's Double Down

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